Heros of the Left (Darlings on the Left: Eugenicists & Theophobes)

Since the 1960's, Hollywood and the mainstream media have reaped an abundant harvest off the seeds of right-wing extremism while simultaneously capitalizing on such noble traits as: enlightenment, generosity, compassion, and most of all...tolerance.
Between chauffeuring Jimmy to his soccer practice, lending their ears to Sally's piano lesson, and fireproofing their kitchens from baby Steven, all while sweating the check they wrote at last night's pizza parlor, the average American just doesn't have the time to research beyond media spoonfed sound-bites of hypocritical pastors preaching homosexual genocide and neo-confederates hijacking rallies.
By continuously parading extremists before America's collective conscious, the left can label conservatives as racist, sexist, homophobes while side-stepping the hypocrisy in their own back-yard. Below are just a few examples of many leftist darlings united under two causes: anti-theism and eugenics.

 

Richard Dawkins
After the release of his wildly popular manifesto "The God Delusion" in 2006, this famed British Evolutionary Biologist became the poster-child for radical atheism when he mockingly characterized religion as an anachronistic "viral plague" on layover from its neolithic inception. Though adored by UCLA pre-meds, Dawkins doesn't get pigeonholed into one demographic, move over Bill Nye, this science guy really cares about the kids. What greater joy could a child have this Christmas than to see buried under those pine needles, a thick, hard covered brochure outlining the true transformation(s) of Santa Claus as he makes the unfathomable journey from plant to gorilla to reindeer to North Pole. As long as parents don't gift that doltish anthology of talking snakes and magic apples, he'll refrain from calling social services on them. According to Dawkins, religion poses such a major threat to a child's psyche, that even "mild pedophilia" gets a higher grade on his moral relativity scale.

 

Christopher Hitchens
Since his pre-mature passing in 2011, no atheist dare label this "popinjay" a charlatan. For on his deathbed he made it clear, there'd be no Oscar Wildes here. Despite his later alignment with the pro-life cause, Hitchens never altered his "God is Not Great" view toward religion. Where Dawkins had the scientists, Hitchens had the youth. Like Friedrich Nietzsche, if you're seen reading Hitchens around campus, chances are you're "hip". Hit him with any examples of atheism's genocidal history and he had just the right anecdote to somehow blame it on religion. Stalin? Religion. Mao? Religion. Pol Pot? Religion. For Hitchens, religion and atheism simply shaking hands won't satisfy his vision as he openly stated on the Dennis Prager show, "I don't want peace with Christians or their apologists, I want war." Given that Dawkins now advocates for atheist to "mock and 





ridicule" people of faith, he just might get his wish.

Stephen Hawking
Behind those solemn eyes of stoicism, calculating the trajectory of black body radiation, one senses a kinship between Hawking and the universe, or better yet "Hawking's Universe". After decades of scientific research confirmed our universe's uniquely fine-tuned properties pointed to God's existence, strident atheists like Richard Dawkins were doomed to re-enact a modern ensemble of The Emperor's New Clothes if not for the valiant efforts of this world famous physicist. In his bestselling book, "The Grand Design", Hawking resurrected the atheist cause by asserting the universe can miraculously create itself from absolutely nothing based on the unobservable, untestable, and nearly farcical Multiverse Theory. After 12 honorary degrees from Cambridge accompanied by a PhD, his only trump card for atheism's supremacy rests on an invisible sea of infinitely floating star bubbles, capable of any and all things imaginable, including universes where Richard Dawkins is the Pope and Christopher Hitchens the Archbishop of Canterbury.

  

Peter Singer
Currently serving as Decamp Professor of Bioethics at Princeton University, the Australian-born "moral philosopher" took his cues from Ernst Haeckel's playbook when he argued for legalized infanticide for up to 28 Days after delineating a child's pre-mature self-awareness excludes it from being considered truly human. Don't think too bad of him though, his avid veganism and advocacy for income redistribution means he's both a friend to the animals as well as to the poor.

Mary Elizabeth Williams
Unlike Peter Singer, this Salon columnist wastes little time on long winded essays pontificating the unborn's personhood when advocating infanticide. Bearing the torch of Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan, Williams opts to "own it," as shown in her article "So What If Abortion Ends Life" where she openly admitted life begins at conception and couldn't care less. In her words, "A fetus can be a human life without having the same rights as the woman in whose body it resides. She’s the boss. Her life and what is right for her circumstances and her health should automatically trump the rights of the non-autonomous entity inside of her." For any future "fetuses" out there hoping to be famous, Williams just might be your ticket as you can become "The World’s Greatest Abortion" on her dime. Just a small price for fame.

Derek Humphry
The spirit of Jack Kevorkian lives on in the cult known as the Hemlock Society founded by this British-born American journalist. Like the "pro-choicers", the "death with dignity" folks rarely admit the Malthusian motives beneath their self-described humanitarian crusade until a Peter Singer or Derek Humphry comes along and lets the cat right out of the bag. For anyone out there suffering from Schizophrenia or Down Syndrome, Derek Humphry can save you a bundle in Psychiatric care if you simply march down to your local clinic and fill out a few forms. The kindly nurse will then lead you into an air-conditioned room, complete with butterfly wallpaper and scented candles, where she'll hand you cold glass of kool-aid right before the latest philharmonic rendition of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata serenades you to sleep. If you get scared, here's some friendly advice, just think of all the people you won't be burdening.

Margaret Sanger (Founder of Planned Parenthood)
Take a walk through America's inner-cities and you'll see Margaret Sanger's utopian vision at work in that cozy, beige building on the corner of every pre-dominantly black neighborhood. Don't be fooled by that bright blue "Planned Parenthood" sign emblazoned over its cream coat, the 13 million black babies in their fridge should be indication enough that no (black) parents will be coming out of this joint. Her lifelong dedication to the "negro project" would've laid waste behind Bull Connor's pipe-dreams, if not for her disciples brilliant play on Confucius semantics with the word "choice". Thanks to the fine leadership of Rev. Al Sharpton and Michael Eric Dyson, her prey have long stopped resisting that iron-clad grip of white-supremacy now personified by razor sharp teeth nestled inside a suction tube, because instead of directing their rage where it really belongs, they keep it focused on stalky, white-hispanic "boogeymen" lurking in the bushes somewhere near 'Godot went lost'. Of course, the left felt such shame in colluding with Margaret Sanger's racist agenda, they even made an award in her name, and in 2009, honored yours truly...Hilary Clinton.

So the next time Jon Stewart writes off the grievances of angry tea-partiers as mere side-effects of paranoid delusion, remember one thing: the people listed above are not just mere wing-nuts waving Confederate Flags at tea party rallies, but rather well-respected, well-established, and all around heroes for many leftists whose philosophies are responsible for some the most destructive evils known to man, and there's plenty more where they came from...