Friday, August 5, 2011

Ironhawk - Consequences of Default !

Default, Dear Brutus, Is Not In Our Stars, But In Ourselves


I know the consequences of failing to do so are too horrible to contemplate, but I went ahead and contemplated them anyway. This resulted in a bunch of 140-characters-or-less prophecies for the Twitter hashtag #ConsequencesofDefault, which I have edited and compiled for your edification.

If my inner Nostradamus is any guide, the post-apocalyptic future of August 3, 2011 looks grim indeed:

Breadlines teeming with jobless Outreach Coordinators, Diversity Liaisons, and Sustainability Facilitators.

General Motors unfairly forced to build cars that people want, for a profit.

Chaos reigns at Goldman Sachs, who no longer knows who to bribe with political donations.

Mankind's dream of high speed government rail service between Chicago and Iowa City tragically dies.

No longer protected by government warning labels, massive wave of amputations from people sticking limbs into lawn mowers

Potential 5-year old terrorists head to boarding gates ungroped.

Defenseless mortgage holders forced to live in houses they can actually afford.
President Obama places tarp over Washington Monument to conceal from Chinese repo men
WH holds rummage sale Rose Garden; all HOPE merchandise, styrofoam Greek columns 95% off.

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