Saturday, August 17, 2019

Why NBC got rid of Jay Leno!

I always did like Jay Leno!

Why NBC got rid of Jay Leno!

Comedy seems to be in the eye of the beholder.
News leaked out from Hollywood executives that the Obama White House had been pressuring executives at NBC for over two years to replace Jay Leno, because the comedian was criticizing Obama almost every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a "racist attack" on him.

After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schools and other negative news including the disastrous Obamacare roll-out and website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a new level, and his ratings skyrocketed - none of the other comics dared to be so bold.

NBC couldn't stomach the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were always right on target about the first black president, and left-leaning Democrat executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself.

Golden Oldies From Jay:
On the IRS:  "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.â€
On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one.â€
On a new IRS commissioner:  "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House.â€
On the Obama Administration:  "Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!’"
"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.â€
"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the subject.â€
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.â€

On a recent commencement address:
"He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.â€
On saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal:  "He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.â€
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists:  "If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.â€
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals:  "They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.â€
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel:  "The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.â€
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:
"Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?â€
Now the last and I think best:   "These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's gotten so bad that people in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American.â€

Every one of the quotations above was delivered on air by Jay Leno.

We need Jay Leno back!
 

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